"Godspeed, little taters. My life depends on you." (pg. 21)
"It's awesome to have a bunch of dipshits on Earth telling me,
a botanist, how to grow plants. I mostly ignore them. I don't
want to come off as arrogant here but I'm the best botanist
on the planet." (pg. 146)
"Also, please tell them that each and every one of their
mothers is a prostitute. - Watney PS: Their sisters, too."
(e-mail to NASA about investigation committee) (pg. 151)
" 'I wonder what he's thinking right now.'
How come Aquaman can control whales? They're mammals! Makes no sense." (pg 64)