AMAZING FACTS
THE POKER BODY 

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BRAIN
Used to determine who the donkey is at the table. Don't take too long or ...

TONGUE
Used to sharply criticize or begrudgingly congratulate opponents after a hand.

HEART
Without one, you won't last long playing poker. Many will be broken quickly.

STOMACH
Rotten pit of misery, filled with bad beats, bad meats and any kind of stale edible from a bowl.

SMALL INTESTINE
Sometimes, it's your only friend.

FINGERNAIL
Used to carve donkeys names into the table, or for chewing.

THIGH BONES
Where all your luck sits, night after night, after night, after night after ...

HAIRS
If you've been playing poker for more than 20 years, you probably wont have many left.

FEET
Where all the information is, under the table.

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