My Chemical Romance released "The Black Parade." And I was born.
I start my job working for the president. I am still an emo.
I became an emo by adopting my pet owl. His name is Judas Priest.
I plan to be an emo forever.
Of me is still human. The rest is a bat.
Here is a map of Italy for no reason whatsoever.
Becoming an Emo
Become Half Emo
- Depressing Moods
- Bad Attitude
- Possibility of Job at Government
To Become an Emo
The Music We Listen To
4-STEPS PROCESS MODEL
Listen to "The Black Parade"
Dye Hair Black and Purple
Remove ALL Teeth from Mouth
Lots. Of. Lip. Rings.
I stole. I robbed. I kidnapped the President's son. I Never got caught, neither! The worst thing about prison was the food. There was gruel, gruel sandwiches, gruel omelets, and, you could eat your own hair. The scariest part was the dementors. They would suck the soul outcha just like that!
Michael "Prison Mike" Scott
- random emo man...
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS AND THE ROAD TO FAILURE IS EMO
What about penguins, huh? They're weird!
A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF LOVE AND LOSS THROUGH AUTHOR JULIAN'S SWEET LIPS OF LUSCIOUS BEAUTY.