Christmas trip around the world!
- Are you interested in it? So, my dear friend, I am Father Christmas and I am looking for the assistant! As you know I am really an old man and I need your help. I can offer you a very prestigious job. You only need to:
- Have a good vestibular apparatus (our deer are also not so young as before. There may be turbulence zones along the way)
- Have no shaky hands and be literate (to write letters to children)
- Be assiduous and calm (to glue down envelopes)
- Have a talent to draw nice pictures (as my pictures in the letters are usually terrible)
We hope you go to the gym, as it necessary to be in good physical shape and to be strong to fight with goblins!
It is fantastic if you can render first aid, as I am always injured: I fell down from the roof, my fur burnt, I fell down from the stairs, etc!
Can you prepare something tasty for us? Hope you are a great cook! You can't even imagine how we love to eat!
To apply, please send a letter
to: Father Nicholas Christmas
Cliff House, near the North Pole
Also you'll get :
Good friends and colleagues
Benefits for a good job (cookies and milk)
Your salary will be incredible - sweets and presents every day!